"Hello ladies and gentlemen, ladies who like ladies, gentlemen who like gentlemen, ladies who used to be gentlemen, and gentlemen who used to be ladies."
"Maybe everyone’s inflatable. Maybe every single person on the planet is inflatable or deflatable, and you can inflate or deflate everyone you come into contact with… And if you can inflate as many people as you can, you’ve probably had a good life."
"Here’s a challenge to the person who wrote that tweet, come in here next week and we’ll shove two bowling balls up your arse. You then have to walk around for the rest of the series with those bowling balls up your arse until your back aches, you’re constipated and you can barely stand. Then at the end of the series we will rip out both of those bowling balls over a six hour period and go out in front of the studios and tweet the phrase “Is anyone else having a how many bowling balls were up his arse moment?"
#i want to hug this man so hard
Adam Hills on OK Magazine’s tweet “anyone else having a ‘how many babies did she give birth to there’ moment?” - attacking pressure on Kate Middleton and women in general to lose baby weight. (via iwasthepinkpantheronce
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